Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Vision Electronic Cloud!

Electronic Cloud is something i have been thinking upon a while and i faced a problem when i was asked to explain it in 2 minute video because it has a mixture of ideas and not one single idea..so the best way i thought to explain it was imagining a place with electronic cloud..

You wake up at 6:30 am , your stereo playing 'Eminem - Not Afraid' as you had set it from your mobile as alarm ringtone a previous day.Your mobile , your laptop , your computer is nothing but a different resolution compatible web-browser with bluetooth and there is nothing known as hard-drive , all the data is sent to google docs which provides free hosting service.
hmmmm... so what happened? did your internet speed went up?you got employed in broadband company? nahhhhhh... you just bought a device called electronic cloud , and that is the only device connected to internet. your e-cloud has ego-operating system(downloads and stores file in hard-disk), intel core 2 duo processor , 1 TB hard-drive , a motherboard , couple of USB slots and bluetooth cum infrared transmitter-receiver . The  hard-drive is connected to everything from mobiles,TVs,computer,laptops ... everything .. you ask these smart devices to download stuff for you into your hard-drive so that it is accessible from any of your smart gadgets.E-Cloud works 24*7 and downloads all the stuff you need. It also has the responsibility of making these deices compute between themselves .  You can also install end user applications developed by developers all around the world , not only on single device such as mobile or laptop but even on combination of multiple devices!(example given ahead) .Through all the smart devices you can manage energy dashboard , a segment of code which configures all your devices to run on minimum electricity without diluting the device experience and tells you which device consumed how much electricity..

You wake up , you put off the alarm , this starts the water shower heater, then  you put soup in oven (without turning it on). E-Cloud calculates the amount of time you require to bath and knows how much heated soup you like , so as soon as you are back from shower you get your soup prepared..You do some yoga , dress-up and prepare to leave for office.
Instead of using your car you now take bus , that is because a group of geeks have installed e-cloud in the bus , as soon you switch on your mobile you are forced to see 30 second video advertisement (geeks earn the money from it! obviously) , and then can browse any show,newspaper and all sort of content geeks have put up on e-cloud hard drive. That is OK with you because now you can enjoy reading newspaper,watch shows and save the stress of going in that traffic as compared to earlier times. [supposing you go to a place without e-cloud then all the stuff can be browsed at your internet speed]
You enter your office and the work goes as it used to ...(obviously there is electronic cloud in your office also.. tht was silly question!) . In your office you suddenly remember that you have forgot to send one file off your home electronic cloud to your office electronic cloud .. no problem you log into the office electronic cloud [using your home account] and it gives command to home electronic cloud to upload that file on internet so that you can download it from your office electronic cloud.
You have to leave office at 8:00 (your office becomes a completely automated industry at 11:00pm and goes on till 7:00 am , the company rents it to samsung to manufacture some products and takes rent) the processes of industry is managed by an private app of samsung installed on your office electronic cloud..
You come home , set tomorrow's alarm , check energy dashboard , read few novels .. and sleep..  


here is the biggest news - all of this is possible!

Friday, April 13, 2012

the algorithm for unbreakable password..?

hello friends u all know about the one simple fact that is the square root of 4 can be -2 or +2 , this fact apparently amazes me lot ... because we can go to +4 from either -2 * -2 and +2 * +2 , but just by having 4 we cannot determine which one.(unless some criteria is listed) ..... so we have 2 possible solutions from one number , can we ha infinite possible solution from one number?

Question 1 before i continue u might wanna ask what are the applications of such kind of thing?
this will help in full secure encryption of strings.... and we can pass secure parameters such pass words in querystrings , and thus develop APIs of the website based on querystrings ..

what are APIs?
APIs-the programming or code used to make the database of website available for deveopers.

what are querystrings?
querystring-anything u see in the website url such as ?id=abcd is querystring.

Question 2 HOW TO?
  • convert all alphabets and characters into numbers , let numbers remain numbers (for security reasons make one character into a 3 digit random number.)
  • if their are certain numbers then the whole number becomes negative.
  • multiply the number by itself
  • what u get can be made public without fear!

Question 3 Where is the code?

Friday, March 2, 2012

planet earth turns slowly.....

WHY SO SERIOUS ???


..... i screwed it again...:'( :'(

so today was the maths examination...hmmmmmmm so how do i feel ? A1?A2?B1?D?
well actually i feel like D (it is just a hyperbole) ....
so ur nex question?
how i screwed it? ahhh dun tell me abt it :'( :'(
the exam started with well timed strategy... section a which has MCQ's went nice , all correct , except for 1  which i had kept for 'come back later' ...

section b also was pretty cool .... at that time it felt .. wow! i got them all correct but the fact was i had intercepted one question wrong , which was que no.14
"Find the value of k, if the point P(2,4) is equidistant from the points A(5,k) and B(k,7)?"
pretty easy right .. yeah i know it is easy , apparently i understood the question as 'P is mid-point of AB . Find the value of k?'
that was all what went wrong into section-b which compromised of 8 questions each of 2 marks

section c was where i screwed loads of things...
in question no.23 there was an option provided .. one was to find area of quadrilateral , if coordinates were given and second was to get point P(x,y) which divides the line-segment such that AP = 3/7AB
well i knew both of them ... and that actually was the problem! so how did i screw it up? i first did top question in which i got the area of quad. as -7 cm square , now that was not possible ... so instead of fiddling with formulas i jumped to next question instead .. in the next question i think so i panicked and understood that point P is actually divided in ratio 3:7 instead of 3:4 .....more worse while revising i got my mistake in above question  where the area of quad was 7cm square and not -7cm square...but then i passed tht question thinking that their is no point is in cancelling the answer again and doing the first option as i thought that i had  already got the correct solution ..

in question no.28 i did worst possible mistake of understandin that 9 * 8 = 63 ... hmm i was trying to divide 943 orally in mind with 8 and the result was that it leaves no remainder ...and no marks :'( :'(  even when i was small , the table of 8 was most difficult to learn ...  whatever ....
this was the question
Find the sum of all multiples of 8 lying between 201 and 950.
i had done similar kind of questions while practicing and this was indeed marked as most easy question in my Together With Book ....BITCH!!@#$#$#$%$%$^&*
While revising the paper i checked the calculations of the main formula ... not that calculation though gahhhh foolish of me..

section-d
question was bit long.. and related to surface area and volumes... first i made a mistake of reading the question wrong , then after cancelling whole damn shit i made mistake by assuming that square of 2.75 + square of 15 is not = to perfect square , and thus assumed nearby values of numbers and then messed with calculations ahead...


i say it i panicked a lot ...... felt like hell after givin the paper but everything was back to normal when i watched  sarabhai vs sarabahi and a castle episode...
WHATEVER?WHO CARES....*




* -- except for parents,teachers,school admission guys,neighbors, friends , and hell of a person who meets u tomorrow :P