Amazon Slay - Available only for prime members.

Amazon has been creating disruptive innovations to get into our mobile phones, bedrooms and now they have hit the highroad with the launch of their new service - Amazon Slay. Amazon Slay provides one day killing service for prime members where as normal users would have to wait longer. It also integrates well with other amazon services such as kindle, echo and bundles with developer ready API. One of the spokesperson with the knowledge of this subject told us that "buyers can choose from hanging, gun or getting beaten to death while ordering the service, as compared to just gunshot offered by their competitors". This was clearly a reference to the service Flipkart Bhai which was started a month ago but has faced a very stiff competition from global players. We tried reaching out to people from Flipkart Bhai but they declined to comment on the issue. Amazon claims that they have managed to improve suicide attempts by whooping 11% and are a one stop service for anyone planning any type of homicide.  Not only this amazon offers real time notifications of the killer and gives an option to kill the neighbour in case the person in question is not available. This service is currently available to prime members only and would be expanded soon given the unprecedented demand.  

the algorithm for unbreakable password..?

hello friends u all know about the one simple fact that is the square root of 4 can be -2 or +2 , this fact apparently amazes me lot ... because we can go to +4 from either -2 * -2 and +2 * +2 , but just by having 4 we cannot determine which one.(unless some criteria is listed) ..... so we have 2 possible solutions from one number , can we ha infinite possible solution from one number?

Question 1 before i continue u might wanna ask what are the applications of such kind of thing?
this will help in full secure encryption of strings.... and we can pass secure parameters such pass words in querystrings , and thus develop APIs of the website based on querystrings ..

what are APIs?
APIs-the programming or code used to make the database of website available for deveopers.

what are querystrings?
querystring-anything u see in the website url such as ?id=abcd is querystring.

Question 2 HOW TO?

• convert all alphabets and characters into numbers , let numbers remain numbers (for security reasons make one character into a 3 digit random number.)
• if their are certain numbers then the whole number becomes negative.
• multiply the number by itself
• what u get can be made public without fear!

Question 3 Where is the code?

planet earth turns slowly.....

Uthe Sab Ke kadam tara ram pum pum

Uthe sabke kadam, dekho, ram-pam-pam...

Uthe sabke kadam, dekho, ram-pam-pam,
Aji aise geet gaya karo!
Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum, tara-ram-pam-pam,
Hanso aur hansaaya karo!
Uthe sabke kadam, dekho, ram-pam-pam,
Aji aise geet gaya karo!
Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum, tara-ram-pam-pam,
Hanso aur hansaaya karo!

La la, la lalala, yayaya, la lalala...

Woh pyaare din aur woh pyaari raatein -
Yaad humein hain, woh mulakaatein!
Nahi koi ghum, mujhe, nahi hai gila,
Zindagiki raaha mein, mila hai jabse tu mujhe! Re,
Humdum, shabnam hum hain, aur tum shola ban jaaya karo!
Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum, tara-ram-pam-pam,
Hanso aur hansaaya karo!

Uthe sabke kadam, dekho, ram-pam-pam,
Aji aise geet gaya karo!
Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum, tara-ram-pam-pam,
Hanso aur hansaaya karo!

La la, la lalala, yayaya, la lalala...

Roop naya hai; rang naya hai -
Jeeneka to jaane kaahan dhang gaya hai!
Kisey kya fikar, kisey kya pasand -
Pyaarke jaahan mein razaamand jab hum tum?
Tum hum ban gaye hain sanam bedgherat - mere ghar aaya karo!
Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum, tara-ram-pam-pam,
Hanso aur hansaaya karo!

Uthe sabke kadam, dekho, ram-pam-pam,
Aji aise geet gaya karo!
Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum, tara-ram-pam-pam,
Hanso aur hansaaya karo!
Uthe sabke kadam, dekho, ram-pam-pam,
Aji aise geet gaya karo!
Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum, tara-ram-pam-pam,
Hanso aur hansaaya karo!

La la, la lalala, yayaya, la lalala...

Woh pyaare din aur woh pyaari raatein -
Yaad humein hain, woh mulakaatein!
Nahi koi ghum, mujhe, nahi hai gila,
Zindagiki raaha mein, mila hai jabse tu mujhe! Re,
Humdum, shabnam hum hain, aur tum shola ban jaaya karo!
Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum, tara-ram-pam-pam,
Hanso aur hansaaya karo!

Uthe sabke kadam, dekho, ram-pam-pam,
Aji aise geet gaya karo!
Kabhi khushi kabhi ghum, tara-ram-pam-pam,
Hanso aur hansaaya karo!

La la, la lalala, yayaya, la lalala... (repeats)

A Must Read ..not written by me..

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India
for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

... The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan.

So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank.

The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian

For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says,

“Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?”

The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".

This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"

For All Doordarshan watchers :P

SHAKTIMAAN TITLE SONG
Shakti-Shakti Shakti maan ..
Adbhut azam yeh shahas ki paribhasha hian
yeh mitti manavata dikhlata hain
yeh shrishti ki shakti ka vardaan hain
yeh avatar nahi hain yeh insaan hain
shakti maan .. shakti maan ..shakti maan ..
yeh jo adbhut shakti hain, duniya badal sakti hain ,pholo me dhal sakti hain , sholo se jal sakti hian , hota hain jab aadmi ko apna gyaan khelaya woh shakti maan .shakti maan shakti maan



hind desh… mmm huhu… hum sabhee…. ek hain… tara ra ra raaa
bhashaa anek hain
mmmm mmmm bhasha anek hain…. mmmm mmmmm

yeh anek kya hain didi ?
anek yani bahut saare….
bahut saare, kya bahut saare?
acha, batatee hoon…

suraj ek…
chanda ek…..
taare anek….

taroN ko anek bhi kehte hain ?????
nahi nahi !!
dekho phir se
suraj ek, chanda ek, ek ek ek karke taare bane anek….
theek se samjhao naa didi

dekho dekho ek gilahari
peeche peeche anek gilahariyan
ek thithli, ….. ek aur thithali……
ek ek ek karke ho gayee ab, anek thithliyaaN…

samajhgaya didi
ek ungli, anek ungliyaan

haaan,

didi didi woh dekho anek chidiyan…

anek chidiyoN ki kahani sunoge ….
haan haan

aa aa aaa,

ek chidiya, ek ek karke anek chidiya….
dana chugne aayee chidiyan …..
chorus : didi humen bhi sunaonaa…….

tho suno phirse…

ek chidiya, anek chidiyaN
dana chugne baith gayee thi …..

hai raam, par wahan byaadh ne ek jaal bhijaya tha…

byaadh, byaadh kaun didi ?
byaadh … chidiya pakadne wala

“phir kya hua didi, byaadhne unhe pakad liya, maar daala… ”

un..huh…

Himmat se gar jute rahe to
chote ho par, mile rahe tho
bada kaam bhi hove bhaiya..
bada kaam bhi hove bhaiya …

ek..do..theen..

Chaturrr cidiyaaN, sayaani chidiyaaN
miljul kar, jaal le kar, bhaagee chidiyan
furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

door, ek gaaon ke paas, chidiyon ke dost, chuhe rahte the….
aur unhone, chidiyonkaa jaal, kaat diya………

tho dekha ki tumne, anek, sirf ek hojate hain tho kaisa mazaa aata hain
didi main bataoon…

HO GAYE EK …
BAN GAYEE TAKAT..
BAN GAYEE HIMMAT…

didi agar hum ek ho jaayen to bada kaam kar sakte hain?
haan haan, kyon nahi …
to is ped ke aam bhi thod sakte hain ???
haan, thod sakte hain, par jugat lagani hogi …

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achaa, eh jugat, wah… bada mazaa ayegaa..

hind desh ke niwasi sabhi jana ek hain, -2
rang-roop vesh-bhaasha chaahe anek hain -2
ek-anek… ek-anek…

suraj ek, chanda ek, taare anek,
ek titli, anek titaliyaaN
ek gilhari , anek gilhariyaaN
ek chidiyan, ek ek… anek chidiyaan