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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Roads

Roads.They define infinite , they define future , they define the meaning of life.

Roads - never ending , never finished path to justify life - unfair , frustrating , stupid and funny. Roads shape us , they tell us who we are , and make us to adjust to themselves. Roads - a place where we can sit and achieve , where we can sit and rethink  ourselves to someone better , someone successful . Roads - a place where people try to find peace , knowing it does not exist , where people make homes , so that they can comeback.

Roads.They define infinite , they define future , they define meaning of life.

Roads may sometimes be full of crowd, where we know we have to, make our mark.They might laugh and double back upon you .They sometimes become chaotic , and we unable to find solace , end up being the crowd OR grow up and define those roads , because the roads are made by people like us , having nothing more or nothing less. People like us. They left a trail , they left a path , they made a road .And those were the people who believed in themselves , thought differently and never backed up no matter how many roads double backed upon them.No matter what they faced , they defined infinite , defined future , defined their meaning of life.

They defined the roads on which we walk upon, but sir , they were just people like us , who defined these roads.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

welcome to your life.. :)

I have been thinking to write a poem from a long time.. just catched up wid couple of phrases from here and there to make up an uber epic awesome poem {too much :P}

the shadows walk beside you ,
the clock ticks on ...
the moment comes and the moment goes ,
you just keep worrying about.

welcome to your life.

the doors open , the doors close ,
you walk past them,
you open one wrong,
goodluck for your fall
.. it goes on to ....
catching up wid lack of vision ..
and put yourself in indecision
why is there hesitation?..

welcome to your life..

will things ever change?
how hard is dong that?
will you ever answer that?

welcome to your life...
things will work out fine...


Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Read The signs , Memorize the lines..



Blue for the blue I feel when I'm feelin down on the ground
Feelin' down
That could be most any day
Green for the eyes, take look around
When the sun goes down and the sun goes down
In the strangest way
Red for the light, got to stop this thing
Find a song to sing that is everything
That I meant to say
Meant to say

Three for the mice that are blind like the world
Never see the good that is done, just the bad
It's too late to see
Two of us make it easier to read the signs
Memorize the lines
Will you play with me?
One for the road, I'll be on my way
Come another day, when the things we say
Find a way to be
Way to be

Autumn calls for a change of year, bringing winter near us
Green to brown and the sky's a sign
Wintertime is a razor blade that the devil made
It's the price we pay for the summertime
Spring days come, it's hard to know
Where the rain comes from, where the children go
It's a nursery rhyme
Nursery rhyme

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Why Big Act Small

**Narrative in this article is fictitious , the facts .. although are facts ..

Recently to my bangok to pattaya trip our luxury bus took a non-periodical short nap at a highway . There was some sort of "complicated-engineering-stuff problem in our bus" .All of us thought that we would miss the lunch buffet organized at our hotel and will have to retire with our stomach empty. The driver thought differently , and as it turns out , we ate the whole buffet after arriving.

UPS (Unite Parcel Service) reached the mid-highway in 14 minutes , took 7 minutes to repair the engine and bango! the bus was back roaring in not more than 25 minutes (sorry for my bad math! :P). During the 7 minute repair time i asked the bus driver Dev - weather the guys in UPS shirts were there to bring some sort of damaged part . {UPS is parcel service company famous all over the world } He kindly replied that - "NO" , those guys were actually the guys who "WERE REPAIRING THE BUS" . WHAT!! I was shocked , why the hell , a postal company hire a bunch of mechanical engineers and start a portable garage at mid-highway. WHY? because they can . Apparently the bus company "VOLVO" which offers quick replacement warranty hired UPS , twice as big company to do this work for them. UPS agreed , they agreed to switch to survival mode. After the emergence and flow of internet the UPS services became less in demand , so THEY HAD TO THINK BIG AND ACT SMALL TO SURVIVE .
Look how everyone wins in the this process , from customer to UPS to VOLVO... everyone goes home happy.

Not only UPS but all companies are acting small and doing great feats . BBC is collaborating with Taliban bloggers and tweeters to provide them news . Lenovo and Toshiba {huge competitors} are hiring same  Bluedart guy {approved by them} to repair our laptops.Facebook... {the list goes endless , take any company and u will find them either suciding  or acting small}
THEY HAD TO THINK BIG AND ACT SMALL TO SURVIVE . WHEN ARE YOU STARTING?

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Facebook Annihilation!

I had thought that one day i would deactivate my facebook account, but not for studies god dammit! OK! enough said :P ...

have kept it deactivated for one week or so .. let's see how much successful i am.

BYE BYE FACEBOOK! :)

Friday, July 13, 2012

cleaning up table mess

in class 7th , i had fought pretty hard for that position.. .. .. now laughing insanely :P 

Thursday, June 7, 2012

pretty lame .. i know .. never the less who cares.. :P
i was working on arduino during the exams! 

Friday, June 1, 2012

IIT - CET coaching classes started!

hmm... joined bothra on 28 may! schedules to get just way over hectic now! schools will start from 21st june.. chosen subjects for class 11th is
PCM , CS (not counter strike!derp..) , english...

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Student Portal of my school is launched!

Well student portal of rachana school is launched and guess who made it? some professional in bangalore..
nah...... I DID ... , to be honest ...the programming was not that difficult although i wish i had choosen php (as more tutorials are available online for php) , but more importantly i learnt something and that is what matters!
here is d link -- http://u.rachanaschool.com

Thursday, April 26, 2012

friendyoke.com look! (leaked) ..


Friendyoke.com Loading Algorithm! HECK

Usually websites do not release their loading algorithms but i am different , i am more like a one-man-army :P ... well 4 days back the loading of friendyoke.com was little like you had to wait for 10 seconds for each page to show up , While coding the pages i felt bored waiting,wanting to see the output of what i had coded .. so i decided upon a loading algorithm which is far better than that of facebook

So , i went about having multiple approaches which led to multiple problems, one of the most ass-holed method of doing this is by using iframes... they may give that (enabling of browser's) 'Back' button advantage but at the end of the day , they do not provide security , they load the pages instead of controls ...

Second method was to load user-controls dynamically using update panels .. each time u clicked the button ,  a user-control would load up , this had its own set of problems and approaches as well because the controls (if u wanted them to behave like normal user-controls) then u had load them in Page_Init event ... if u do that in any other event then the controls in the user-controls will not fire their own events, yes u r right we can solve this problem by using viewstates and trying to figure out in which page life cycle which event fires.. but this method although possible was rejected because using this method meant that we are loading user-controls again which are already loaded ... what i mean the user-controls had to be , had to be  kept in one page..

So I came up with 3rd and most efficient method (this method is also used by Google + and new Gmail) this approach keeps the user-controls loaded in the same page but sets their display as none , u can use hidden input to pass required parameters to button , user-controls and the panels u r using .So when u click at at the link , it checks weather the user-control is already loaded or not(via javascript) if it is then it sets its postback to false and displays that following user-control and if it is not then the event is passed to server-side and then the user-control is loaded in the page ... but it created one more problem if their is postback in the user-control , the parameters gets refreshed and their is no postback at all (weird , i know but it happened!!) so the only way is to ajaxify all the usercontrols using couple of more update panels and javascript snippets . Yeah Tough ... but it was worth it ... time saved is always worth it .. isn't it guys..
Will Keep Posting

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Vision Electronic Cloud!

Electronic Cloud is something i have been thinking upon a while and i faced a problem when i was asked to explain it in 2 minute video because it has a mixture of ideas and not one single idea..so the best way i thought to explain it was imagining a place with electronic cloud..

You wake up at 6:30 am , your stereo playing 'Eminem - Not Afraid' as you had set it from your mobile as alarm ringtone a previous day.Your mobile , your laptop , your computer is nothing but a different resolution compatible web-browser with bluetooth and there is nothing known as hard-drive , all the data is sent to google docs which provides free hosting service.
hmmmm... so what happened? did your internet speed went up?you got employed in broadband company? nahhhhhh... you just bought a device called electronic cloud , and that is the only device connected to internet. your e-cloud has ego-operating system(downloads and stores file in hard-disk), intel core 2 duo processor , 1 TB hard-drive , a motherboard , couple of USB slots and bluetooth cum infrared transmitter-receiver . The  hard-drive is connected to everything from mobiles,TVs,computer,laptops ... everything .. you ask these smart devices to download stuff for you into your hard-drive so that it is accessible from any of your smart gadgets.E-Cloud works 24*7 and downloads all the stuff you need. It also has the responsibility of making these deices compute between themselves .  You can also install end user applications developed by developers all around the world , not only on single device such as mobile or laptop but even on combination of multiple devices!(example given ahead) .Through all the smart devices you can manage energy dashboard , a segment of code which configures all your devices to run on minimum electricity without diluting the device experience and tells you which device consumed how much electricity..

You wake up , you put off the alarm , this starts the water shower heater, then  you put soup in oven (without turning it on). E-Cloud calculates the amount of time you require to bath and knows how much heated soup you like , so as soon as you are back from shower you get your soup prepared..You do some yoga , dress-up and prepare to leave for office.
Instead of using your car you now take bus , that is because a group of geeks have installed e-cloud in the bus , as soon you switch on your mobile you are forced to see 30 second video advertisement (geeks earn the money from it! obviously) , and then can browse any show,newspaper and all sort of content geeks have put up on e-cloud hard drive. That is OK with you because now you can enjoy reading newspaper,watch shows and save the stress of going in that traffic as compared to earlier times. [supposing you go to a place without e-cloud then all the stuff can be browsed at your internet speed]
You enter your office and the work goes as it used to ...(obviously there is electronic cloud in your office also.. tht was silly question!) . In your office you suddenly remember that you have forgot to send one file off your home electronic cloud to your office electronic cloud .. no problem you log into the office electronic cloud [using your home account] and it gives command to home electronic cloud to upload that file on internet so that you can download it from your office electronic cloud.
You have to leave office at 8:00 (your office becomes a completely automated industry at 11:00pm and goes on till 7:00 am , the company rents it to samsung to manufacture some products and takes rent) the processes of industry is managed by an private app of samsung installed on your office electronic cloud..
You come home , set tomorrow's alarm , check energy dashboard , read few novels .. and sleep..  


here is the biggest news - all of this is possible!

Friday, April 13, 2012

the algorithm for unbreakable password..?

hello friends u all know about the one simple fact that is the square root of 4 can be -2 or +2 , this fact apparently amazes me lot ... because we can go to +4 from either -2 * -2 and +2 * +2 , but just by having 4 we cannot determine which one.(unless some criteria is listed) ..... so we have 2 possible solutions from one number , can we ha infinite possible solution from one number?

Question 1 before i continue u might wanna ask what are the applications of such kind of thing?
this will help in full secure encryption of strings.... and we can pass secure parameters such pass words in querystrings , and thus develop APIs of the website based on querystrings ..

what are APIs?
APIs-the programming or code used to make the database of website available for deveopers.

what are querystrings?
querystring-anything u see in the website url such as ?id=abcd is querystring.

Question 2 HOW TO?
  • convert all alphabets and characters into numbers , let numbers remain numbers (for security reasons make one character into a 3 digit random number.)
  • if their are certain numbers then the whole number becomes negative.
  • multiply the number by itself
  • what u get can be made public without fear!

Question 3 Where is the code?

Friday, March 2, 2012

planet earth turns slowly.....

..... i screwed it again...:'( :'(

so today was the maths examination...hmmmmmmm so how do i feel ? A1?A2?B1?D?
well actually i feel like D (it is just a hyperbole) ....
so ur nex question?
how i screwed it? ahhh dun tell me abt it :'( :'(
the exam started with well timed strategy... section a which has MCQ's went nice , all correct , except for 1  which i had kept for 'come back later' ...

section b also was pretty cool .... at that time it felt .. wow! i got them all correct but the fact was i had intercepted one question wrong , which was que no.14
"Find the value of k, if the point P(2,4) is equidistant from the points A(5,k) and B(k,7)?"
pretty easy right .. yeah i know it is easy , apparently i understood the question as 'P is mid-point of AB . Find the value of k?'
that was all what went wrong into section-b which compromised of 8 questions each of 2 marks

section c was where i screwed loads of things...
in question no.23 there was an option provided .. one was to find area of quadrilateral , if coordinates were given and second was to get point P(x,y) which divides the line-segment such that AP = 3/7AB
well i knew both of them ... and that actually was the problem! so how did i screw it up? i first did top question in which i got the area of quad. as -7 cm square , now that was not possible ... so instead of fiddling with formulas i jumped to next question instead .. in the next question i think so i panicked and understood that point P is actually divided in ratio 3:7 instead of 3:4 .....more worse while revising i got my mistake in above question  where the area of quad was 7cm square and not -7cm square...but then i passed tht question thinking that their is no point is in cancelling the answer again and doing the first option as i thought that i had  already got the correct solution ..

in question no.28 i did worst possible mistake of understandin that 9 * 8 = 63 ... hmm i was trying to divide 943 orally in mind with 8 and the result was that it leaves no remainder ...and no marks :'( :'(  even when i was small , the table of 8 was most difficult to learn ...  whatever ....
this was the question
Find the sum of all multiples of 8 lying between 201 and 950.
i had done similar kind of questions while practicing and this was indeed marked as most easy question in my Together With Book ....BITCH!!@#$#$#$%$%$^&*
While revising the paper i checked the calculations of the main formula ... not that calculation though gahhhh foolish of me..

section-d
question was bit long.. and related to surface area and volumes... first i made a mistake of reading the question wrong , then after cancelling whole damn shit i made mistake by assuming that square of 2.75 + square of 15 is not = to perfect square , and thus assumed nearby values of numbers and then messed with calculations ahead...


i say it i panicked a lot ...... felt like hell after givin the paper but everything was back to normal when i watched  sarabhai vs sarabahi and a castle episode...
WHATEVER?WHO CARES....*




* -- except for parents,teachers,school admission guys,neighbors, friends , and hell of a person who meets u tomorrow :P

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Pre-boards over!

It seems like pre-boards are over finally ! Those were the worst ever given examinations of my life... i mean think of it taking 2 examinations in period of 1 month! calling first one a practice and 2nd one 'real' .. damn it... the board examination duration is enough to prepare for the whole examination , but they have preparation tests for pre-boards , vacation 4 pre-boards , then pre - boards , then vacation for board examination and then a 5.2 average day gap in all the board papers ....
FUCK OFF!
what do they think we are.. computers? or apple employees ..

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

My Best Try...

When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse

And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone, but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Tears stream down on your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down on your face
And I...

Tears stream down on your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down on your face
And I...

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you